"I kill pride, I hurt feelings"
I’ve seen a lot of weird intros to porn but this one takes the cake
how dare you ignore me when i think youre cute
i developed a self-depreciating sense of humor as a method of coping with my insecurities and social anxiety because it’s a lot easier to deal with people laughing at you when you’ve already beaten them to the punch by laughing at yourself
Seriously folks, think about your metaphors for a moment. “I don’t have a tank, sir. It’s going everywhere” nearly made me spit tea all over myself.
why do guys call girls “cunts” anyway though
why would you insult someone by referring to them as the only thing about them that actually matters to you
when I get mad at my boyfriend I don’t call him “salary”
That awkward moment when you randomly learn you will win an MTV Movie Award
Favourite The Shield Moments Requested by aircanadas